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Here you go Elaine, your own martyr thread. Now to do this correctly you must assume a contrived and completely delusional sense of superiority and try to convince us all that the whole world would be better if only we followed your path to enlightenment. Think you can handle it?
I should point out however that most likely enlightenment is a code word for reefer.
I should point out however that most likely enlightenment is a code word for reefer.
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Re: Elaine's martyr thread
Mon, November 24, 2008 - 12:57 PMWell done Yuni. Elaine deserves her own martyr thread. Though, I'm confused....should we be stoning her or getting her stoned? Rock on! -
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Re: Elaine's martyr thread
Mon, November 24, 2008 - 1:46 PMI say both!
But, let's get her stoned first before we stone her. Stone her. Stoneher. Stoner. Righteous, dude!
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Re: Elaine's martyr thread
Mon, November 24, 2008 - 1:49 PManyone got any pumpkin pie flavored NyQuil? -
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Re: Elaine's martyr thread
Mon, November 24, 2008 - 1:52 PMI got some 'tussin. Will that do?
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Re: Elaine's martyr thread
Mon, November 24, 2008 - 1:51 PMWooooooooaaahhhhhhhhhh -K....now that's deep........ -
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Re: Elaine's martyr thread
Mon, November 24, 2008 - 3:14 PMFor the Feefster....
I know, r-aw-ight?
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Re: Elaine's martyr thread
Mon, November 24, 2008 - 3:32 PMYou know, this is *so* like Elaine to be late to her own party. What a diva.
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Re: Elaine's martyr thread
Mon, November 24, 2008 - 3:58 PMI can't believe you all would throw Elaine a martyr thread party when I am so obviously the most enlightened one here. And NONE of yoU ARE liSTENing.
I think I'm going to go start a tribe where everybody appreciates how much better than them I am. -
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Re: Elaine's martyr thread
Mon, November 24, 2008 - 4:08 PMWell, you are impressing me with your willingness to cast your pearls before us swine.
And the thread hijack sends you into triple bonus points. -
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Re: Elaine's martyr thread
Mon, November 24, 2008 - 4:19 PMButtermilk Bacon Pralines
Martha Hall Foose-Screen Doors and Sweet Tea
1 cup granulated sugar
1/2 cup packed light brown sugar
1/2 cup buttermilk
1 tablespoon light corn syrup
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon kosher salt
4 tablespoons unsalted butter
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 cup chopped pecans
1 cup whole pecans
1/2 teaspoon orange zest
4 slices bacon, cooked crisp and crumbled-make using the microwave for crispier bacon.
Again using a heavy bottomed deep saucepan, combine the sugars, buttermilk, baking soda and salt. Cook slowly over medium to medium high heat for about 20 minutes till the thermometer measures 240 degrees.
Remove from the heat and add the butter, vanilla, pecans, orange zest and bacon. Beat the mixture like the dickens using a wooden spoon until it gets smooth and creamy. Just be careful as the mixture is hot and you dont’ want to burn yourself. Drop by teaspoons onto waxed paper or a silicone mat. Let stand for about 30 minutes till cool and firm. Store in an airtight container with wax paper between layers. -
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Re: Elaine's martyr thread
Mon, November 24, 2008 - 4:57 PMOooh! OK, Wild supplies the snacks! -
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Re: Elaine's martyr thread
Mon, November 24, 2008 - 5:58 PMMammut's thread jack of MY thread simply lets me know that you are all against me and don't care to understand my Attempts to lead you down the Path of Enlightenment .
As this one lady buying Brussels sprouts next to me on a Thursday three weeks ago once said,
" These are actually tiny cabbages."
Tiny cabbages= Something a zebra would not eat if offered unless, perhaps with butter.
BUTTER Equals all things that Are SPread easily.
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Re: Elaine's martyr thread
Mon, November 24, 2008 - 6:16 PM>>" These are actually tiny cabbages." <<
LOL!
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All those OTHER tribes that take Elaine seriously
Mon, November 24, 2008 - 6:33 PMThere's plenty, you know. And they GET her, not like you dildos.
The brussels sprouts thing is a perfect example. If anything, Elaine's anecdote was about the wisdom inherent in zebras, and the cosmic truths of butter. They TOTALLY got that in the other tribes. -
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Re: All those OTHER tribes that take Elaine seriously
Mon, November 24, 2008 - 6:38 PMI started a tribe all about how none of you get it. Its a secret tribe and I have dossiers on all of you wriTTen out on the sidewalks of my ReaLity with the chalk of self congratulation. Buddha sat under a tree for like twelve days or something ALL KNOWING THAT I UNDERSTOOD. He gave me a manifesto, covered in the drippings of lotus gravy. It's in my secret tribe, and you can't see it BEcause YOU ALL have no understandling of what it all means.
YOUR hostility just tells me that you are aggressive and that eQUALS NOT UNDERSTANDING THE LOVE. -
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Re: All those OTHER tribes that take Elaine seriously
Mon, November 24, 2008 - 6:49 PMPuff, puff, pass Elaine. Puff, puff, pass!
You are obviously bogarting the enlightenment!
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Re: All those OTHER tribes that take Elaine seriously
Mon, November 24, 2008 - 6:55 PMSo tell us... Elaine... why oh why do you torture yourself by revealing the delicate tapestry of your unfathomable theories (so artfully intensified by ellipses) again and again to those who can only IGNORANTLY REVILE YOUR USE OF CAPS LOCK... while being tragically unable to follow your train of thought through its endless run-on sentences and also, that one time when it DID seem as if a couple of people WERE TAKING YOU SERIOUSLY... then they PREDICTABLY lapsed into their sad incompetent assaults on your weird flailing quasi-poetic style when you could just sit in utter superiority, waiting with the patience of the salt Gandhi collected in TOTAL union with the eternal life forces who swoop and dive...
Crap. Where was I going with this? -
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Re: All those OTHER tribes that take Elaine seriously
Mon, November 24, 2008 - 8:08 PM... uh .... .............................................................. hmmmm....................
could someone pass me those bacon-reefer-brownies ??? i didnt see any chocolate in that recipe - or brussel sprouts... i want brussel sprouts.... much better to use for throwing..... hmmmm............... -
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Re: All those OTHER tribes that take Elaine seriously
Mon, November 24, 2008 - 11:35 PMYour understanding of my Path of EnLIGHTenment , Anne, is a sign that you are too knowledgeable to be left to your own devices.
It is like you clarified the butTER and added it to the lotus gravy and thus you should be prepared to be boarded.
And pelted with the tiny cabbages of Buddha's infinite JesusGandhi LOVE. STABBified with the glorious Jahweh rubik's CUBe.
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Re: All those OTHER tribes that take Elaine seriously
Tue, November 25, 2008 - 5:01 AM.
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Re: All those OTHER tribes that take Elaine seriously
Tue, November 25, 2008 - 5:41 AMAnne - You were going nowhere, I tell you, NO WhERe. Nothing. NAdA. Zip.........kLEerlEe...............................U....R...ENliGhteeEeennED......is that a light shining out of your ass oh mighty AnnE! -
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Re: All those OTHER tribes that take Elaine seriously
Tue, November 25, 2008 - 6:06 AMI see that in my abSENSE a secRET clique of martyrs has been forMED. As have several secret spin off trIBES where TRUE and EXTREME honESTY is being practiced and new highs and HEIGHTS of ExTREME Honesty are being practied as us lesser beINGS grope our way toWARDS those dizzy heiGHTS...
Bummer that I missed the bUS
But by the same toKEN, I think I do have a slight cASe of vertiGO upon even considering my Ascension. -
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Re: All those OTHER tribes that take Elaine seriously
Tue, November 25, 2008 - 6:27 AMSeKRit SoCIetEEEEe Bloke........sEKriT.........sheesh, you'd think a Mason would be better at this stuff! -
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Re: All those OTHER tribes that take Elaine seriously
Tue, November 25, 2008 - 6:32 AMOOps !
Will this endanger my place on the spaceship which will take us on the trip to enlightenment ??
Or do I say too much ? -
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Re: All those OTHER tribes that take Elaine seriously
Tue, November 25, 2008 - 6:38 AMEnLIGHTenmenT is WITHIN you... find your inner zebra, and YOU will AsCENd among the pyramid ENergY spiRALs... lubRICATEd with the BUTTer of eTERnal consciouSNESS...
Or, I understand Elaine can arrange for your journey for a nominal fee. -
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Re: All those OTHER tribes that take Elaine seriously
Tue, November 25, 2008 - 6:41 AM<Or, I understand Elaine can arrange for your journey for a nominal fee.>
NeatO !
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Re: All those OTHER tribes that take Elaine seriously
Tue, November 25, 2008 - 8:12 AMMmmmm, butter.....*
*accept no substitutes for the real thing or you will be margerinalized and not allowed on the spaceship OR the bus or IN the Van. -
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Re: All those OTHER tribes that take Elaine seriously
Tue, November 25, 2008 - 8:20 AMI Can't Believe It's Not Enlightenment™ -
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Re: All those OTHER tribes that take Elaine seriously
Tue, November 25, 2008 - 8:21 AMLMFAO!!!!
-K
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Re: All those OTHER tribes that take Elaine seriously
Tue, November 25, 2008 - 8:35 AMBrilliant! -
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Re: All those OTHER tribes that take Elaine seriously
Tue, November 25, 2008 - 8:43 AMLOL!
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Re: All those OTHER tribes that take Elaine seriously
Tue, November 25, 2008 - 9:08 AMAnNe! THat JuST maDE me LaUGH ouT...LoUD!!! -
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Re: All those OTHER tribes that take Elaine seriously
Tue, November 25, 2008 - 10:15 AMSam get the hell out of my thread.
YOU ARE NOT OF THE BUTTER PEOPLE. -
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Re: All those OTHER tribes that take Elaine seriously
Tue, November 25, 2008 - 10:28 AMBUTT-Ah PeEpLE....more whole ass, less ass hole. -
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Re: All those OTHER tribes that take Elaine seriously
Tue, November 25, 2008 - 10:29 AMAnd, no, I have no idea what that means....it just slid into my mind like butter!
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Re: All those OTHER tribes that take Elaine seriously
Tue, November 25, 2008 - 10:30 AMCut him some slack. He is clearly on his period.
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Re: All those OTHER tribes that take Elaine seriously
Tue, November 25, 2008 - 10:32 AMting! -
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Re: All those OTHER tribes that take Elaine seriously
Tue, November 25, 2008 - 10:40 AMAnne wins ten internets for that.
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Re: All those OTHER tribes that take Elaine seriously
Tue, November 25, 2008 - 1:19 PMLoL!!
DaYam! AnNe is on FiyAh!
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Re: All those OTHER tribes that take Elaine seriously
Wed, November 26, 2008 - 1:38 AMI object you folks clearly have not seen the light and have nO uNderStandIng oF the One trUe paTh to enligHtENMent.
It is NoT butter. tHatt iS PurE unAdulTEred proPoganDa spOOn feD to you By the dAiry peopLe. ThOs that OpOSE the True Nd only means uf underStanding the UniVerse and all Its' bEatY..
BACON GREASE.
The pIg is the Means and the way.
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Re: All those OTHER tribes that take Elaine seriously
Wed, November 26, 2008 - 11:10 AMThe Pig is the devIL, He lures the UNENLIGHTENED with his greasy goodnesSS. BEWARE. -
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Re: All those OTHER tribes that take Elaine seriously
Wed, November 26, 2008 - 11:16 AMCeiling Butter is watching you masturbate. -
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Re: All those OTHER tribes that take Elaine seriously
Wed, November 26, 2008 - 11:23 AMCeiling Masturbator is watching you butter. -
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Re: All those OTHER tribes that take Elaine seriously
Wed, November 26, 2008 - 12:41 PMButter and masturbation and pigs all in one setting. Yikes!
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Re: All those OTHER tribes that take Elaine seriously
Wed, November 26, 2008 - 12:51 PMMasturbating Ceiling Pig is watching you not UNDERSTAND HOW I CAN SAVE YOU FROM YOURSELVES WITH MY ENLIGHTENMENT pATH OF GLORIOUS BUTTER. -
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Re: All those OTHER tribes that take Elaine seriously
Wed, November 26, 2008 - 1:21 PMMasturbating Ceiling Pig - Now OnLY $69.69 fROm RoNcO's Master of Pig BAiTInGATorIum. BUY NOW, BE SAVED LATER.*
*Bacon halo, batteriies and butter not included.
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Re: All those OTHER tribes that take Elaine seriously
Wed, November 26, 2008 - 11:43 AMmmmmmm.....bacon....
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