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This thread is dedicated to anyone who wishes to make random statements devoid of context, and lacking any specific discussion point.
Think of it as a big room where all those crazy street people yelling at lampposts can congregate.
Think of it as a big room where all those crazy street people yelling at lampposts can congregate.
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Re: The non-sequitur thread
Mon, December 1, 2008 - 11:40 AMI wonder if I am going to be able to get the playdough out of my corduroy pants? -
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Re: The non-sequitur thread
Mon, December 1, 2008 - 11:46 AMYounie, YES! You can. (deep sigh, because I can finally talk about something I *know*).
Freeze your pants. Seriously. Bag em and put them in your freezer. Wait 24 hours and take them out of freezer and roll the are witht eh playdough so that it *pops* off. You'll have some residual color that can be removed with white vinegar. Wash in regular laundry cycle and they should be fine.
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Re: The non-sequitur thread
Mon, December 1, 2008 - 11:55 AMi hope i don't come back from mexico looking like a lobster.
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Re: The non-sequitur thread
Mon, December 1, 2008 - 11:59 AMDon't allow sheep into your sauna.
-K
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Re: The non-sequitur thread
Mon, December 1, 2008 - 12:49 PMYay K! With the Mama knowledge! -
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Re: The non-sequitur thread
Mon, December 1, 2008 - 2:09 PMi had an acquaintance a while back who would say, "non-seQUEEter." it made me laff, especially 'cause he said it that way because he didn't know any better. at least he used it in the right context - the joys of reading more than you speak, i guess. -
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Re: The non-sequitur thread
Mon, December 1, 2008 - 4:21 PM"i had an acquaintance a while back who would say, "non-seQUEEter." it made me laff, especially 'cause he said it that way because he didn't know any better. at least he used it in the right context - the joys of reading more than you speak, i guess."
I know this is actually apropos of something, but I have a coworker who says, "subSEEquent". I wonder if they know each other.
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Re: The non-sequitur thread
Mon, December 1, 2008 - 12:05 PMDid I remember to unplug the iron before I left for work this morning? -
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Re: The non-sequitur thread
Mon, December 1, 2008 - 12:08 PMWhere's all the Santi?
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Re: The non-sequitur thread
Mon, December 1, 2008 - 12:10 PMI really want a pet slender loris.
It's illegal, they're endangered and all that.
But they're so darn cute and I want one.
Am I going to get one? No. But I wil day dream about it.
I really like peanut butter.
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Re: The non-sequitur thread
Mon, December 1, 2008 - 12:26 PMI'm pretty sure my next tattoo is going to be an Eric Joyner-style tin robot. I'm hoping my wife will draw it for me.
I have also been pooping really big since I started eating more vegetables.
And lastly, to quote Steve Martin, "Me llamo Dogface in the banana patch."
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Re: The non-sequitur thread
Mon, December 1, 2008 - 4:13 PMSo I have to write my entrance essay for cooking school. I ponder should I mention my position as the Bacon prophet.
Aside from that I have done my research as to what they likely want.
JSin
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Re: The non-sequitur thread
Mon, December 1, 2008 - 4:19 PMShould I turn in my homework for Nutrition with the current title 'nutass.doc'? -
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Re: The non-sequitur thread
Mon, December 1, 2008 - 4:24 PMYoonie & K get demerit points for having a coherent exchange.
Quel, you're pushing it with a real question, yet you pull it off at the last moment by using the word "nutass". -
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Re: The non-sequitur thread
Mon, December 1, 2008 - 7:57 PMGOddAMMMMMMMMMMit WHEn wiLL the SWELLINGGGGGGG go DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwn??????
hey you cocksucking motherfucking sonsabitches i see you over eyeing up my fruit loops get your own goddam cereal i paid for this with my own blood sweat and tears and i see you trying to poop on my lawn don't make me get out the hedgeclippers i have hedgeclippers so big and sharp they'll make you regret the day you were fucking squeezed out of your mama...
POLICE! POLICE! POLICE! MOTHERFUCKER! -
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Re: The non-sequitur thread
Mon, December 1, 2008 - 8:12 PMThe answer is in the toucan. I suggest you look inside.
Beware the cops have infected your mother with their discharge and the hedge clippers are infected.
Always remember regardless of the outcome:
If east is east and west is west and never the twain shall meet.
Where's the twain?
Answer and you shall find yourself on the road to truth lubricated by the love that is bacon grease.
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Re: The non-sequitur thread
Mon, December 1, 2008 - 8:46 PMBBBBRRRRRGGGGGG(tongue flapping wildly about in mouth)AAAAAEEEEEGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT GODDAM TOUCAN STOLE MY TOOTHPASTE!!!!!!!!!
I HATE MARK TWAIN!!!!!!!
WHERE'S THE DIAPER AISLE IN THIS GODDAM STORE???????????
YOU, LAMPPOST!!!!! YES, YOU!!!! I'M YELLING AT YOU, LAMPPOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT MY FUCKING MARBLES BACK!!!!!!!
BLRGLBLRGLBLRGLGLRL BLRGLRLBLRGLBLRLGLBLRLBLRGL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!! FUCK!!!!! -
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Re: The non-sequitur thread
Tue, December 2, 2008 - 10:30 AMDave, you're just a tinfoil hat away from qualifying for an EH-reject tribe! -
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Re: The non-sequitur thread
Tue, December 2, 2008 - 5:32 PMyeah, i've decided today that i'm done drinking sparks.
now where's my fucking hat?!?!?!?!?!
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Re: The non-sequitur thread
Mon, December 1, 2008 - 10:35 PMstupid stupid stupid stupid overused email. one day i will destroy you, email. one day. -
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Re: The non-sequitur thread
Mon, December 1, 2008 - 11:18 PMevery day i walk to the corner to the emailbox. never do i find a thing there but bills. i don't even have any credit cards! i loathe you, epostman, w/all my being.
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Re: The non-sequitur thread
Tue, December 2, 2008 - 8:46 PMBloke was 'ere ! -
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Re: The non-sequitur thread
Tue, December 2, 2008 - 9:09 PMAh, sparks huh? What you need, Dave, is a vodka redbull. Like three or four of them. -
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Re: The non-sequitur thread
Tue, December 2, 2008 - 9:43 PMwell, while that is excellent advice, you saw the trouble i got myself into yesterday w/4 cans of sparks.
of course, i s'pose we should all get into a little trouble now & then.
maybe i'll try out your advice tonight.
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