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Pissing Contest

topic posted Wed, April 9, 2008 - 9:43 AM by 
Since so many of the threads seem to degenerate into one I think we should just start a thread with one.

I can write my name in the snow and even dot the "i" and I don't even have a penis. This proves I am better, smarter and always more right (even if it is not a right or wrong topic) than you so there!
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  • Thir...
    Thirty Nine
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    Re: Pissing Contest

    Thu, April 10, 2008 - 12:31 AM
    I thought I was just pissing in the wind.
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    • Marpa
      Marpa
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      Re: Pissing Contest

      Thu, April 10, 2008 - 7:41 AM
      >>Since so many of the threads seem to degenerate into one I think we should just start a thread with one. <<

      looks like most of the posters here are women. except for Josh (for whom i'd guess the answer--like for me--would be yes), have any of you BEEN in an actual pissing contest?

      I understand the intent of the reason behind this thread (and agree), but, hey, let's not sully the name of a noble activity young men have been engaging in since primordial times ;-)

      I guess women *could* also have actual pissing contests. Out of curiosity, have any of you?

      [in the interest of keeping balance in the EH multiverse, this thread just begs to be re-generated back to where so many others that have degenerate started off at. this is my paltry attempt. kind of like merlin aging backwards...]
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      • Josh
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        Re: Pissing Contest

        Thu, April 10, 2008 - 9:26 AM
        "...except for Josh (for whom i'd guess the answer--like for me--would be yes)..."

        Actually, I have never been in an honest to Optimus pissing contest. That's wierd and creepy....
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      • Re: Pissing Contest

        Thu, April 10, 2008 - 9:49 AM
        <<have any of you BEEN in an actual pissing contest? >>

        I actually wasn't kidding. I in fact have been in a pissing contest and I have in fact written my name (it was actually in dirt, not snow) and dotted the i. Of course I was 19 and a whole lot more limber (and drunk) back then. And that wasn't the only time I have engaged in a pissing contest, though I do believe it was the first and last time I attempted to write my name.
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        • Sean...
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          Thu, April 10, 2008 - 6:28 PM
          >>><<have any of you BEEN in an actual pissing contest? >>

          I actually wasn't kidding. I in fact have been in a pissing contest and I have in fact written my name (it was actually in dirt, not snow) and dotted the i. Of course I was 19 and a whole lot more limber (and drunk) back then. And that wasn't the only time I have engaged in a pissing contest, though I do believe it was the first and last time I attempted to write my name.<<<


          were you given any difficulty factor for your efforts?

          i'm just asking.

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      • Re: Pissing Contest

        Mon, April 14, 2008 - 5:29 PM
        "looks like most of the posters here are women. except for Josh (for whom i'd guess the answer--like for me--would be yes), have any of you BEEN in an actual pissing contest? "

        Yes. When l was two or three. l'm pretty sure l've told this story to some of you either here or elsewhere on Tribe. Me and all the boys l lived with went on a field trip to the zoo, and on the way back, the boys wanted to pull over and "hit the tree." So we pulled over, all piled out, disappeared, then all climbed back in the car and went on our way. Apparently, it was very quiet, and when one of the boys was questioned, he said, "Ali didn't hit the tree."

        lt was my first lesson in anatomy. l am now quite skilled with a drinking straw, and can write my name in the snow pretty damn well.

        Of course, women don't exactly jump up in the middle of a girls' night out and drag them outside to see who can hit the roof of the club. We pee *together*, not competitively. <grin>
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        • Marpa
          Marpa
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          Re: Pissing Contest

          Mon, April 14, 2008 - 6:36 PM
          >>Of course, women don't exactly jump up in the middle of a girls' night out and drag them outside to see who can hit the roof of the club. We pee *together*, not competitively. <<

          And therein lies--perhaps--the difference between the masculine and the feminine. Vive la différence!
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          • Re: Pissing Contest

            Mon, April 14, 2008 - 6:58 PM
            lndeed. Although there's nothing more amusing than watching a bunch of drunken men whip their poor, cold, shrunken dicks out in order to establish that they have not only the longest urinary stamina, but the best cursive. As long as l'm out of target range, l'll watch that shit all day.
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            • Marpa
              Marpa
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              Re: Pissing Contest

              Tue, April 15, 2008 - 9:21 AM
              I'll wager it would be pretty...well, I don't know if "amusing" is the word, maybe "interesting" or even "marketable"...to watch a bunch of women "peeing together" as you say. I'd watch that for a while as well ;-)
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  • Sean...
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    Re: Pissing Contest

    Thu, April 10, 2008 - 8:45 AM
    You are ALL 100% responsible for me pissing right now. :-D

    Problem is, no snow. Only carpet. I hate when this happens.

    Oooooooh looky, a salad bowl....it's only 8 feet awayyyyyyyyy annnnnnnnnnnnnd....there we go! Didn't even have to leave my chair.

    I don't think the ladies can do that. At least most can't without a catheter or something...!

    Kansas? I thought it was Alice In Chains.
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    • Josh
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      Re: Pissing Contest

      Thu, April 10, 2008 - 9:23 AM
      "Kansas? I thought it was Alice In Chains."

      Nope, Kansas.

      youtube.com/watch
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      • kalsang
        kalsang
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        Re: Pissing Contest

        Thu, April 10, 2008 - 4:58 PM
        You people are sick. When I read posts by womyn about erect penis avatars and whether you can piss standing up I get so distressed. How could you make little of the magnificent human body and its reproductive capacities in this callous way.
        I only joined this miserable tribe so I could slag you all. Now I am going back to my own personal tribe where I am safe from womyn and men like you and your sick, echoing laughter.

        PEACE AND LOVE OR ELSE
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      • Sean...
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        Re: Pissing Contest

        Thu, April 10, 2008 - 6:26 PM
        >>>Re: Pissing Contest
        >>>"Kansas? I thought it was Alice In Chains."
        >>>
        >>>Nope, Kansas. <<<


        see also: "sarcasm"
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        • Josh
          Josh
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          Re: Pissing Contest

          Fri, April 11, 2008 - 7:18 AM
          "see also: "sarcasm""

          I'm pickin' up what you're layin' down, Sean, old bean. But whether you intended to or not you set me up as though you were playing the straight man. I had to take the shot. You understand.
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          • Sean...
            SeanSkee
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            Re: Pissing Contest

            Sat, April 12, 2008 - 3:16 AM
            heh heh heh...

            of course i understand.

            i have to go listen to Planet P "Why Me?" now.